Attention local fashion designers: I have a deal for you ....

After about a week of hard wedding labor (looking at wedding dresses online and a visit to a couple absolutely nauseating hetero-phile bridal stores --help! taffeta high school prom nightmares!) .. I have realized that: a) normal bridal stores make me want to barf (more on that later, as that's really a story about wedding culture in general....) and b) I like nice dresses. Really really nice, like Milan fashion runway nice. But those dresses cost more than the last car I bought.

So here's the deal: I am looking for a cool fashion designer (ideally local, but I will take one from Paris or Tokyo if i must) ...who will lend me a fabulous dress for my wedding. In exchange, I will make your dress look GOOD. I will model your dress and your line, promote you in the press, sing your praises to my friends, my readers, my manicurists .... etc. AND, you will perhaps become known for being the dress maker to the first lesbian couple featured in Seattle Bride ...

I'm officially putting the call out now ....

in Sapphic love,