Sapphic kiss for Elin

I've been remiss for a few weeks on blowing my Friday Sapphic kisses. This is partly due to a lack of inspiration for kissable targets, but really mostly due to my own work schedule kicking into overdrive.

But this Friday, after reading all about the Tiger Woods saga and learning more about his Norwegian beauty-wife, Elin Nordegren, I'm once again inspired to blow a kiss and to offer some unsolicited advice about Tiger's offer to buy her back. Tiger's financial offer comes with this instruction :

Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

Elin, girl you are already richer than 99.9% of the world -- you don't need his money. And even if you weren't already rich, no money is worth these stipulations. Get the hell out of there now. Being a dutiful wife -- keeping your mouth shut, showing up at conservative rich white golf events full of turtle necks and blazers and american flags, staying home and not having your own career ... this is all a set up for depression. Tell your story if you want, and don't pretend to be something you're not. Take it from a formerly closeted girl; it's not good for your soul. Plus everyone already knows the truth anyway. So step into your truth. And think about going back into modeling. We support you and kiss you!!!!

in Sapphic love,






http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/elin_nordegren_woods/elin_nordegren_woods.html